The Order of the Tangelo – Entertainment Cult
The Order of the Tangelo – Entertainment Cult – Street Team Services. Sign Up: tangelo.friendhood.net What is a “Tangelo”? A Tangelo ( Pronounced: TANG-elo.. Like “Tang” ) is a half frog, half donkey creature with a maximum height of five feet and eight inches. This LEGENDARY CREATURE should not be mistaken for the fruit that it bears which shares a name of the exact same spelling but a different pronunciation. This creature can only survive in highly wooded areas. The mutants were created because its URINE, also known as JUICE or PISS, can be used as a citrus beverage. The Tangelo produces lumps of nutritious FECAL MATTER that closely resemble an Orange. Beasts known as “The Tangelo” are considered HOLY SACRED animals by the ancient and elite race of mystic band promoters known as “The Order of the Tangelo”. Members of this Order are purported to be members of a race of IMMORTAL PSYCHIC NINJAS. These animals are sacred to the Immortal Psychic Ninja Tangelo Cult because the only other place these animals can be found is on their home world known as: TANGOR, which was destroyed by a mysterious enemy from space. TANGOR was reformed at a new location by MASTER TANG, the most powerful of all the Tangelo, using his superior psychic powers. The reformed home world “TANGOR” remains unpopulated, traveling to the new home world is currently impossible due to low planetary technology levels.. How did this race of magic ninjas come to planet earth? It’s believed that Space Pod Clone …